Faster than Light

Well, it looks as though all the world is more concerned again with Apple than they are with the economy, war, LeBron James, oil caps, gaza strips or banksters. If you have been living in a hole, or a home in foreclosure with your tv and Internet off, than let me break this month's biggest news. Apple's new iPhone, number 4, has problems receiving calls due to a "bad" antennae design that seems to short out for lefties.

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Apple is amazing. Just when the anti-apple fanbois start to gloat about the superiority of a 'droid affliction, Apple just lays down the hammer of good, old fashioned, creative, american ingenuity. Blasting away the competition in strategy, execution, manufacturing and sizzle. While shattering each staid and corrupted paradigm while offering the individual to create and prosper.